Repeat the Following Steps.

Because uncertainty’s a bitch
Hold the door for the person behind you,
Read a book
And never take any shit.

Because uncertainty’s a bitch
Always make sure you match,
Be on time
And never work for cheap.

Because uncertainty’s a bitch
Handwrite your letters,
Break the rules
And be forever authentic.

Because uncertainty’s a bitch
Don’t give yourself over to apathy,
Get a job
And know when to shut up.

Because uncertainty’s a bitch
Take responsibility for your choices,
Write your life
And tell people what you think.